B(romances) of the Bible

Ok, this is obviously tongue-in-cheek, and is actually just a primer for future expansion, but we present for your review and update – What Hollywood movies would best represent these (B)Romances of the Bible (expanded to include relationships of all types).

Satan and Eve – indecent proposal

Noah and Ham- The Hangover

Abraham and Hagar – The Jerk

Lot and his Daughters – The (2×20=)40 year old Virgins

Jacob and Rachel and Leah – Sister act

Joseph and his brothers – the dirty dozen, 12 angry men

Moses and YHWH- Yes Man
Moses and Pharaoh – o brother where art thou
Zipporah and Gershom (her and Moses’s son) – Blade

Moses and the Promised Land – No Country for Old Man

Judges- The Book Of Eli

Ruth and Naomi – Thelma and Louise

David and Jonathan- I Love You, Man
Lover and Beloved – The Girl Next Door

Ahab and Jezebel – Superbad (Elijah can be McLovin)

Hosea and Gomer – Working Girl
Esther and King Xerxes – Princess Bride

King Cyrus, Nehemiah and Ezra- Old School

YHWH and Hebrew People- Me, Myself, and Israel
Mary and Joseph – Something About Mary (yes we did)
Mary and Elizabeth – Knocked up

Jesus and Mary- Wedding Crashers
James and John – Dumb and Dumber

Judas and the Temple Leaders – For a Few Dollars More
Jesus and Pilate – Silence of the Lamb

Peter and Paul – The Odd Couple

We look forward to your additions!

Optimistic Chad

Chad really really hopes things are going to turn out ok. He loves his wife - with the passion of 1000 exploding suns, and is a diligent, but surely mediocre father to his brilliant and subversive children. He likes Chinese food.